A DNA test unravels everything
Phillip and Spencer grew up believing one story about who they were. Their mother's deathbed hint — and a mail-order genetic kit — quietly blow it apart.
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Two days before her death, Jenny Elliot suggests to her fifty-year-old son Phillip that, being half Irish, he should be more careful about his drinking. Phillip, along with his brother Spencer, has grown up believing they were the fully Jewish-American offspring of Jenny and her late husband who died in the Vietnam War. Was his mother uttering some dementia-inspired fantasy, or was her true character shining through in her last moments to leave the brothers a clue to their real heritage? After her death, Phillip decides to take a DNA test.
The brothers set off on a genetic treasure hunt in search of who they really are—and what that might mean. Are they purely products of their genetics; or were they formed more completely by their social interactions and upbringing? Are they merely victims of randomness; or are they some combination of those factors? And who, exactly, is Mr. Wizard?
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Advance praise for Mr. Wizard
"The writing is knowing and engaging, wise about its cultural orientations, and driven to discoveries both reassuring and life-enhancing."
Michael Curtis Fiction Editor Emeritus, The Atlantic"A hilarious and witty novel — a book that asks, with real generosity, what makes us who we are."
Robert K. Brigham Historian, Vassar College"Captures the mystical, bonding qualities of golf — and the mysteries of the human heart."
Robert Trent Jones Jr. Golf course architect"Twists and turns like a double helix."
Terri Cheney New York Times bestselling authorWhat you're in for
Equal parts family drama, travelogue, and love letter to links golf — Mr. Wizard is the rare novel that can make you laugh, miss your mother, and book a flight to Ireland all in the same chapter.
Phillip and Spencer grew up believing one story about who they were. Their mother's deathbed hint — and a mail-order genetic kit — quietly blow it apart.
The brothers trade their suburban kitchen table for pubs, cliffs, and rental cars on the wrong side of the road, chasing a father neither of them knew existed.
Not a golf novel, exactly — but a novel where the game is how two brothers, a stranger, and a country talk to each other without always needing the words.
The Story
Phillip and Spencer have grown up believing the same story everyone else believed: that they are the Jewish-American sons of their late father, killed in Vietnam, and their irrepressible, globe-trotting mother, Jenny. Two days before she dies, Jenny leans over to Phillip and — almost as an aside — suggests that since he's half Irish, he might want to be a little more careful about his drinking.
A few weeks later, grief turns into curiosity, curiosity turns into a DNA test, and a DNA test turns into a plane ticket. Phillip drags his brother into what becomes a genetic treasure hunt — from Long Island living rooms to the windswept links of the west coast of Ireland — in search of a biological father who left no forwarding address and, it turns out, a family neither of them ever imagined.
By the time they reach the sea cliffs, the question has stopped being who was he? and morphs into something much deeper: if the people you came from aren't the people you thought they were, are you still the person you thought you were?
"Twists and turns like a double helix."Terri CheneyNew York Times bestselling author
The details
| Title | Mr. Wizard: A Novel |
|---|---|
| Author | Jeff Wallach |
| Publisher | Open Books |
| Formats | Paperback · eBook · Kindle |
| Paperback price | $19.95 |
| eBook price | from $9.99 |
| ISBN‑13 | 978‑1‑948598‑30‑9 |
| Genre | Literary fiction · mystery |
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