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Two brothers. One mother. One very big question.

Two days before her death, Jenny Elliot suggests to her fifty-year-old son Phillip that, being half Irish, he should be more careful about his drinking. Phillip, along with his brother Spencer, has grown up believing they were the fully Jewish-American offspring of Jenny and her late husband who died in the Vietnam War. Was his mother uttering some dementia-inspired fantasy, or was her true character shining through in her last moments to leave the brothers a clue to their real heritage? After her death, Phillip decides to take a DNA test.

The brothers set off on a genetic treasure hunt in search of who they really are—and what that might mean. Are they purely products of their genetics; or were they formed more completely by their social interactions and upbringing? Are they merely victims of randomness; or are they some combination of those factors? And who, exactly, is Mr. Wizard?

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Advance praise for Mr. Wizard

"The writing is knowing and engaging, wise about its cultural orientations, and driven to discoveries both reassuring and life-enhancing."

Michael Curtis Fiction Editor Emeritus, The Atlantic

"A hilarious and witty novel — a book that asks, with real generosity, what makes us who we are."

Robert K. Brigham Historian, Vassar College

"Captures the mystical, bonding qualities of golf — and the mysteries of the human heart."

Robert Trent Jones Jr. Golf course architect

"Twists and turns like a double helix."

Terri Cheney New York Times bestselling author

What you're in for

A literary mystery that starts with a DNA Test.

Equal parts family drama, travelogue, and love letter to links golf — Mr. Wizard is the rare novel that can make you laugh, miss your mother, and book a flight to Ireland all in the same chapter.

A DNA test unravels everything

Phillip and Spencer grew up believing one story about who they were. Their mother's deathbed hint — and a mail-order genetic kit — quietly blow it apart.

From Long Island to the Irish coast

The brothers trade their suburban kitchen table for pubs, cliffs, and rental cars on the wrong side of the road, chasing a father neither of them knew existed.

Golf as the thread that binds

Not a golf novel, exactly — but a novel where the game is how two brothers, a stranger, and a country talk to each other without always needing the words.

The Story

Everything changes in a single sentence at her bedside.

Phillip and Spencer have grown up believing the same story everyone else believed: that they are the Jewish-American sons of their late father, killed in Vietnam, and their irrepressible, globe-trotting mother, Jenny. Two days before she dies, Jenny leans over to Phillip and — almost as an aside — suggests that since he's half Irish, he might want to be a little more careful about his drinking.

A few weeks later, grief turns into curiosity, curiosity turns into a DNA test, and a DNA test turns into a plane ticket. Phillip drags his brother into what becomes a genetic treasure hunt — from Long Island living rooms to the windswept links of the west coast of Ireland — in search of a biological father who left no forwarding address and, it turns out, a family neither of them ever imagined.

By the time they reach the sea cliffs, the question has stopped being who was he? and morphs into something much deeper: if the people you came from aren't the people you thought they were, are you still the person you thought you were?

"Twists and turns like a double helix."
Terri CheneyNew York Times bestselling author

About the author

Jeff Wallach

MFA, Fiction Writing — Brown University
BA, English — Vassar College
Golf columnist, Business Traveler Magazine
Author of five books of non-fiction, Mr. Wizard, and the follow-up novel
Everyone Here Is From Somewhere Else.

Jeff Wallach is an award-winning journalist who spent four decades filing nearly a thousand articles, essays, and columns for a long list of magazines that people actually read — The New York Times, Sports Illustrated, Men's Journal, GOLF Magazine, Golf Digest, Outside, and Men's Health among them.

He holds an MFA in Fiction Writing from Brown University and a BA in English from Vassar College, and has taught writing everywhere from high schools to writers' conferences. Mr. Wizard, published by Open Books, is his debut novel — the kind of first novel you only get to write once you've spent half a lifetime learning how.

He lives in Portland, Oregon, plays soccer, and claims — with characteristic modesty — to have "a good short game for a journalist."

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TitleMr. Wizard: A Novel
AuthorJeff Wallach
PublisherOpen Books
FormatsPaperback · eBook · Kindle
Paperback price$19.95
eBook pricefrom $9.99
ISBN‑13978‑1‑948598‑30‑9
GenreLiterary fiction · mystery

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